Why don’t American blokes have proper names?

Slab Reglant
Brantllin “Dick” Pounder
Spack Polmod
Chuck Peegle IV
Stam Handbeek JR

    mono-stereo

    Shiner Longpole and Ida Farcock just pm’d me to tell you to watch your bitchy wee fag ass mouth!

    As soon as they finish their corndogs scones, they’re gonna whoop your ass.

      Si proving he still has a long way to go on the ole bants front.

      True facts:

      Americans call the great German dish ‘HAMBURGER’ a ‘patty biscuit’

      Fuck up, pouchy, you pillock! My jokes are absolutely amazing. I even laugh out loud as i type them.

      Hahahahaha is the sound i make.

        -si- Fuck up, pouchy, you pillock! My jokes are absolutely amazing. I even laugh out loud as i type them.

        Hahahahaha is the sound i make.

          Zack, you used to date Amanda Seyfried. What did she see in you?

            Wasily Is that true? I’ve seen it mentioned here before.

            Zack, what was it like dating someone who is good looking but has really weird looking toes?

            Not sure I’d be into it.

              Also she appears to have the word ‘minge’ tattooed on her foot.

                Oscar nominated*

                she saw a stone cold alpha with a hidden soft side who has fantastic taste in music and clothes with Olympus level bants.

                  zackster Olympus level bants.

                  Did YOU persuade her to have British slang for a women’s parts tattooed on her foot?

                    Hannu’s entire stuffed Star Wars collection will be flying across the room

                    I only have a stuff BB-8, which my wife gave me….

                    LOL at Dave wishing someone bound her feet at an early age.

                      zackster LOL at Dave wishing someone bound her feet at an early age.

                      In this case, it would actually be an improvement.

                        She loved God Within: Rain Cry. Both the Spiritual Thirst and Jondi and Spesh mixes. Not a joke.

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