Oh it’s beautiful, so clean, the air is so fresh, the great outdoors etc etc.

Yeah, it’s also fucking boring.

    Smallman1

    That’s because you haven’t got children, Edwand.
    Being sodomised by other men week in week out would be boring I imagine 👍

      Tories would be selling that bridge for scrap

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        Old-Dutch Lollers, you’re not wrong. They’d be selling it and telling you that it’s only due to the ‘good climate change’ that they can maximise these profits, and as Lizz has just told us, ‘profits’ are not evil. Drought, not evil. Plague, not evil. Famine, not evil. War, not evil. Death, not evil. They’ll fuckin spin anything and everything as long as you don’t look behind the curtain.

          All this warm weather… are we going to see an explosion in dogging in Britain? And by explosion, I mean like a massive facial, obviously.

            Amps isn’t it a bit too hot for dogging? Just a guess, not based on experience

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                Amps All this warm weather… are we going to see an explosion in dogging in Britain?

                As long as they don’t get locked in the cars they should be OK

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                    RichM Thinking it’s too hot anywhere unless you have proper aircon, something of a luxury in Blighty, and as such, shirley some al fresco action would be the order of the day?

                      Back to dogging, who’s a ‘jump right in’ kinda guy and who’s more ‘watch & wank’?

                      And for fucks sake, nobody let Alistair near the car stereo!

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                        Amps is that going to fuck the vineyards? The middle classes won’t like tgat

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                            benson I’m fairly sure it’s gonna fuck the entire planet eventually Bens, nobody’s gonna like it!

                              Mad_Cyril And for fucks sake, nobody let Alistair near the car stereo!

                              On reflection, dogging is a prime time Tory sport… It’s seedy as fuck, they’d never admit to it, it takes place in the countryside, they can roll up in their twat panzers, loads of space in the back, Hunter wellies de rigueur garb, all whilst fucking over someone less privileged.

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