Hursty Heat index, not temperature. Record verified high temp is around 56C from memory. Heat index plots air temp against humidity…

      Off to Greece in 3 weeks and I hope these temps hold until then, I love the heat!

        gcw Off to Greece in 3 weeks and I hope these temps hold until then, I love the heat!

        Dear lord..

          Smallman1 tbh I actually don’t know where we are going. I was told by the wife, but it went in one ear and out the next. I’m one of those people who starts to pack 30 mins before the taxi comes to pick us up for the airport

              gcw
              1 pair sandals
              2 pairs socks
              1 pair duds
              1 pair speedos
              1 box teabags
              36 pack of johnnies

                  gcw I’m one of those people who starts to pack 30 mins before the taxi comes to pick us up for the

                  Good man. I do exactly the same.

                      Mad_Cyril 1 pair sandals
                      2 pairs socks
                      1 pair duds
                      1 pair speedos
                      1 box teabags
                      36 pack of johnnies

                      You forgot disc 1.

                          Fail to prepare.

                          Prepare to fail.

                          So true.

                          Just had clarification - it’s Kos we are going to.

                          I’m a minimal traveller and I love it. Oh no I’ve forgotten my toothbrush - thank god there is a shop within 100 metres of the hotel otherwise I don’t know what I would do.

                            gcw I’m a minimal traveller and I love it. Oh no I’ve forgotten my toothbrush - thank god there is a shop within 100 metres of the hotel otherwise I don’t know what I would do.

                            It’s a cheeky pat on the bum from our man @gcw for ’er indoors. “see you in the room in 10” then a hop skip & jump out of the lobby straight into the intolerable heat of a dangerously overcrowded dual carriageway.

                            A man now enclosed by rabies and rutted concrete, risking his life for a Sensodyne Pronamel Soft toothbrush. But he’s doing this on his own terms. Packing?! namby-pambys. Our friendly shopkeeper immediately identifies that he’s a Brit stright off the last EasyJet, mainly due to the heatstroke. He smiles whilst telling his mates he’s gonna give you a cum baptism.

                            Ug-oh! The oversize casio’s out from under the desk! TAP TAP TAP-CLACK TAP TAP TAP Hmm? This calculation seems to be taking a while? TAP TAP TAP-CLACK TAP TAP TAP “65 Billion sir!” A good deal? “ah fuck it we’re on Holiday.”

                            Back in the hotel room 2 hours later and readers, it was not a good deal. “thing is love, the exchange rate i……”