Sean will be raging when he reads that, cj. As soon as he finishes his pop tarts he will be on to give you both barrels!

Has Greek yoghurt made it to the Emerald Isle?

We have quark and everything, ed…

    -si- the place is awash with Kombucha, Kefir and Quark from what I’ve heard!

        Love a kombucha shot with a dash of baileys in it…

        To be fair, Asian instant noodles are better than the normal Irish quick lunch of pouring a packet of Smash into your mouth followed by a cuppa soup.

          Millsy

          Millsy making cooking jokes after xmasdinnergate, is on a par with the mccanns making ian huntley jokes ffs…

            Mash for Christmas dinner still gets a perplexed and pitying lol from me and anyone with a functioning cerebral cortex, Si. You weirdo

            Millsy happy to force-feed oysters to this 8 yr old and then castigate the whole family for attempting to use tabasco sauce.

            Its Christmas dinner which is glorified comfort food in my eyes. Not MasterChef

              seanc80 might as well buy a Greggs Christmas slice this year then. You’ve given up.

                I’m going to try mash with a roast.

                Hold tight for feedback!

                I have an image of Millsy’s in-laws wearing Christmas hats, awkwardly pushing a pumpkin & beet risotto around the plate with Millsy muttering ‘animals’ underneath his breath.

                  seanc80 lol. Rather that than feeding them mash and spring onions through a straw.

                    C_J

                    Yeah I follow it. He cracks me up with some of the food challenges he does.

                      Largely concur with the above. This is utterly terrible food that is to largely be avoided. Chinese gamer nerds live on this shit, and they end up with pallid, sweaty complexions, scrawny arms and pot bellies.

                      The Koka ones you get in some shops here are about the least bad for you, ingredients-wise.

                      This noodle dish (or a variation of) is very easy to make and I sometimes used to make it. The ingredients are not difficult to obtain and the process is really simple for a snack, it will take literally 10 minutes of your time to master and 50x nicer and better for you than that instant noodle shite.
                      https://thewoksoflife.com/hot-dry-noodles-re-gan-mian/

                        Dave warming to the subject matter now which is good to see.

                        bosstrabs going to make them the weekend normally I’m in town close to Asian supermarkets, will give me something to do