mono-stereo Surely you don’t get to choose where you go, considering you’re 100 percent reliant on Dave carrying you around?
No secret that I am not as spry on me roots as I’d like, but I’ll nawt complain. Dave is a right pal. Sure he needs me to suck up ever other G n’ T for him, but again, it could be worse. When I seen a new Chinee curry opened up down Brighton way, I said meself “DHP, we’re in for a boozer!” Couple of cheeky pints in the indirect sun, and viddy a few stamens by the shore? Aye, I’ll be toted around like a babe for a bit o’ that, and not say boo about it!