Alright given all the UFO talk in the news recently…where are Jaded Clubbers on aliens? Are they out there? Do they know about us? What do they look like? Would they look like Ed? All I know is if they did come visit us and they did look just like us, I’d consider that an absolute win. Even if it’s like Chewy or Predator - as long as it’s a head, two arms, two legs, and a member. That would mean we’re peak evolution, not some weird octopus-looking thing that can traverse solar systems with ease.

Does Ed’s extended neck count as evolution?
A big question and a big topic……think we will make ourselves extinct before we get anywhere close to an answer. Been watching the Perseverance updates each night on YouTube. Astounding we managed to get a drone flying on that thing. Makes me think isn’t Mars just the future of Earth?

Remember one heavy Uni session when we debated the concept of the stars/planets being cells or parts of cells of a huge being. Argument being what else can be made up of an umpteen amount of galaxies..proper wasted that night! lol

Either way I’m right up for it. Aliens come over whenever. Blast the shit outa us if you want. At least it ties things up from a ET lifeforms perspective
100% think there’s *something* out there. The universe is just too fucking massive for us to be the sole ‘intelligent’ lifeforms here…
According to the multiverse theory there’s a parallel universe out there in which Johann Sebastian Bach wrote Trisco Muzak on a harpsichord.
This topic reminds me of the time when Kirk was captured by the Borg.
These videos are 100% fake. Such a cool coincidence that the UFOs are all making contact with US military bases! Trump had someone put Space Force in his head, and it wasn’t implanted there by ET. This is us laying the groundwork for the next military industrial complex boondoggle. Hey, the new F35 might have been a disaster but man the death star we need your hard earned to build will absolutely work! Obama saying that he was interested in the recent UFO information was all the proof I needed that this is a crock of shit designed to get our tax dollars.
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    What happens if they make contact? That would have to be the biggest moment in the history of humanity, right? (Other than Disc 2).
      Bezos and his bro are going up like next month. I do hope it doesn’t offer too much of a CHALLENGE 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
      jonattonyeah They travel the stars, they land in Central Park, the world waits, the flying saucer doors open, Paganini Traxx is actually audible in the background as if someone on board has just turned the stereo down, certain parts of the crowd start going ape shit long before everyone else 😆
          > zackster These videos are 100% fake.

          You don’t know that for sure. If there is a hoax operation happening then Navy pilots are being hoaxed too and I find that a bit far fetched. I’d agree with the whole space force fiasco and the potential for that to bring in more tax dollars but I’d doubt the conspiracy started back in the late 40s and they’ve spent billions perpetrating the hoax just so the Repubs could grab more tax in 2021. That’s about as out there as the question itself. I’m completely on the fence, don’t know either way but I’ve watched hours of credible witness testimony and it’s compelling and fun to ponder over. Not everything in life has to be political, give us a break from that for 5 minutes ffs.
              Anything and everything is possible, apart from virgins giving birth, people coming back from the dead and bearded white men living in the sky.
                Hursty Hernan & Nick will never produce a 5hr mix worth listening to either, Hursty.
                  They better have had their 2 fucking jabs before they come to visit us
                    > LT42 I find that a bit far fetched.

                    You’re right. Aliens contacting us is defo more plausible….
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                        Old-Dutch I saw the other day that Nick’s not had his second yet, so you’ll be waiting a while longer…
                          LT42 I believe that the earth was made in 7 days almost as much as I believe that UFOs are making contact with US military bases up and down the east coast. This is all a ruse to make more weapons lads, use ur fucking heads.
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                              Objects of unknown origin are being observed by sophisticated hardware, nobody has said aliens have contacted the miltary. Thats probably where the confusion comes in.
                              > zackster This is all a ruse to make more weapons lads

                              Thats daft as fuckin shite too, like they need an excuse to make more weapons. The irony in some of these “plausible” explanations being they’re straight out of the lazy tin foil hat box, “its just the Govt playing tricks on you from the grassy knoll, lads.” Fascinating. Best to sit on the fence and be honest that you’ve no idea what’s being observed.
                                Where have else have they been observed exactly?
                                Lol yes, best to sit on the fence and not look a fool when the aliens show up.
                                The footage is fake, its part of a hoax. Ok. Why shouldn’t I believe flat earthers then, Z? They say all the NASA footage of earth etc is fake. If we’re talking purely about footage then its the same thing really, no?

                                A close friend and a bunch of the kids he was coaching, including some of their parents witnessed an object in Sariyer a couple of years ago. I’ll tell them they all witnessed a hoax though because the Turks are just looking to build more weapons. They’ll think I’m a right arrogant cunt no doubt.
                                Why are you so butt hurt about this? I answered Jon’s question with the reasonable argument that the recent uptick in UFO sightings was all a ploy by the US government to feed military industrial complex. I am sorry, but that is hardly a massive leap to make. We don’t really go to war anymore, so we need something new (that the public would support) to fuel it. However, I said this before I knew that your friend and a group of children saw an alien. Had I known that I may have felt differently.
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                                  Hursty Er, I think you’ll find some bird got impregnated by a soldier during the civil war because his ball got shot off and the magic juice just happened to spray onto her lady parts. It’s true because a doctor said it.
                                    God I hate that song so much. Bloody racket. Her voice. The lyrics. The general cuntishness of it all.
                                      zackster Could very well be what you think it is, Z, however the evidence doesn’t support it. I’m open minded and would never say it’s 100% one side or the other, nobody can, that’s the point.

                                      I know what you typed, I can see it above there, you can also see what I typed. I never said my mate saw an alien, you can fuck off with that patronising shite an all. How foolish of me anyway, it was the Repubs and Obama all along, how did I not see this, it was so obvious.
                                        The idea that it could be extremely advanced tech, beyond Military applications is where I’d side but I can’t rule out something else because of the evidence and because of what my mate saw.

                                        It doesn’t mean that anybody who believes in the presented evidence and the hours and hours of credible testimony automatically believes it’s aliens, the conotation by boneheads that its “monsters” flying these objects. Even the concept of an “alien” is typically American thanks to the big screen, seems myopic to me but having said that, there’s an intelligence connection to these objects whether controlled directly or indirectly from somewhere else.

                                        I find it astonishing in this day & age that anybody would think we’re alone in the cosmic soup. After the bones of 80 years of sightings, alleged abductions, multiple Govt agencies all over the world set up directly to investigate (spending billions in the process) and now hard evidence that there is something being studied I find it moronic that the simple answer is, its just simple politics. Its too “Twitter” for my liking.
                                        I do not doubt that there is life in other parts of space. However it is absolutely not the cause of the recent sightings, that as far as I am aware have all been by the US military/government.
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                                          I really hope Leslie Nielsen hasn’t actually passed away and is at the controls of some of these sightings.
                                          > zackster However it is absolutely not the cause of the recent sightings, that as far as I am aware have all been by the US military/government.

                                          I’m genuinely intrigued by the certainty here, Z. Is it something you’ve read or been told about, or is it just wild speculation? We most likely have the same view on these things deep down but as I said, what my mate saw seems beyond anything conventional and moves me in the curious direction - 1pm in the afternoon, a blue/gold glowing ball with a large square box like partition on the side, moves across the sky, stops in mid-air instantaneously which seems to me to be anti-gravity, and then moves away as if from the matrix and disappears. My head says that doesn’t sound possible, but it happened and about 20 people saw it together. It happened in 2016 and now in 2021 we see videos of objects performing the same way, a big coincidence, much the same as Bob Lazar talking about element 115 back in 1989 and people writing him off because it didn’t exist and then in 2012 it gets added to the periodic table. I’d normally be the last person to believe that stuff but there’s a lot of dots being joined. I’m defo curious.
                                              > LT42 I’m defo curious.

                                              Thought you were straight chief?
                                                LT42 Ok I’ll say there is a .01% the recent sightings are real bc I have no proof they are not. I just find it very suspect that right around the time the US State Dept started declassifying this info, all of these new cases started to arise. I also find is odd that no one except our military agencies has any real footage of it happening. All of the western world carries a camera around with them 24/7 now, yet there is no private video evidence? I am sorry, but reeks of a psy-opp, and 5 years from now when the millennium falcon act passes with bipartisan support I will be saying “I told you so”.