Aliens

jonattonyeah

Alright given all the UFO talk in the news recently…where are Jaded Clubbers on aliens? Are they out there? Do they know about us? What do they look like? Would they look like Ed? All I know is if they did come visit us and they did look just like us, I’d consider that an absolute win. Even if it’s like Chewy or Predator - as long as it’s a head, two arms, two legs, and a member. That would mean we’re peak evolution, not some weird octopus-looking thing that can traverse solar systems with ease.

Dan

Does Ed’s extended neck count as evolution?

IndustryStandard

A big question and a big topic……think we will make ourselves extinct before we get anywhere close to an answer. Been watching the Perseverance updates each night on YouTube. Astounding we managed to get a drone flying on that thing. Makes me think isn’t Mars just the future of Earth?

Remember one heavy Uni session when we debated the concept of the stars/planets being cells or parts of cells of a huge being. Argument being what else can be made up of an umpteen amount of galaxies..proper wasted that night! lol

Either way I’m right up for it. Aliens come over whenever. Blast the shit outa us if you want. At least it ties things up from a ET lifeforms perspective

vinnyt77

100% think there’s *something* out there. The universe is just too fucking massive for us to be the sole ‘intelligent’ lifeforms here…

mono-stereo

According to the multiverse theory there’s a parallel universe out there in which Johann Sebastian Bach wrote Trisco Muzak on a harpsichord.

Dan

This topic reminds me of the time when Kirk was captured by the Borg.

zackster

These videos are 100% fake. Such a cool coincidence that the UFOs are all making contact with US military bases! Trump had someone put Space Force in his head, and it wasn’t implanted there by ET. This is us laying the groundwork for the next military industrial complex boondoggle. Hey, the new F35 might have been a disaster but man the death star we need your hard earned to build will absolutely work! Obama saying that he was interested in the recent UFO information was all the proof I needed that this is a crock of shit designed to get our tax dollars.

LT42

> zackster These videos are 100% fake.

You don’t know that for sure. If there is a hoax operation happening then Navy pilots are being hoaxed too and I find that a bit far fetched. I’d agree with the whole space force fiasco and the potential for that to bring in more tax dollars but I’d doubt the conspiracy started back in the late 40s and they’ve spent billions perpetrating the hoax just so the Repubs could grab more tax in 2021. That’s about as out there as the question itself. I’m completely on the fence, don’t know either way but I’ve watched hours of credible witness testimony and it’s compelling and fun to ponder over. Not everything in life has to be political, give us a break from that for 5 minutes ffs.

jonattonyeah

What happens if they make contact? That would have to be the biggest moment in the history of humanity, right? (Other than Disc 2).

zackster

> jonattonyeah What happens if they make contact?

Holding tight!

Amps

jonattonyeah They travel the stars, they land in Central Park, the world waits, the flying saucer doors open, Paganini Traxx is actually audible in the background as if someone on board has just turned the stereo down, certain parts of the crowd start going ape shit long before everyone else 😆

jonattonyeah

zackster

I vote we send Matthew McConaughey for first contact. So handsome. So caring.

zackster

Bezos and his bro are going up like next month. I do hope it doesn’t offer too much of a CHALLENGE 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

jonattonyeah

Amps

“Any crew”

“Negative”

zackster

> LT42 I find that a bit far fetched.

You’re right. Aliens contacting us is defo more plausible….

Hursty

Anything and everything is possible, apart from virgins giving birth, people coming back from the dead and bearded white men living in the sky.

LT42

Hursty Hernan & Nick will never produce a 5hr mix worth listening to either, Hursty.

BlainSA

Hursty Er, I think you’ll find some bird got impregnated by a soldier during the civil war because his ball got shot off and the magic juice just happened to spray onto her lady parts. It’s true because a doctor said it.

Old-Dutch

They better have had their 2 fucking jabs before they come to visit us

vinnyt77

Old-Dutch I saw the other day that Nick’s not had his second yet, so you’ll be waiting a while longer…

LT42

zackster Are you religious or something?

zackster

LT42 I believe that the earth was made in 7 days almost as much as I believe that UFOs are making contact with US military bases up and down the east coast. This is all a ruse to make more weapons lads, use ur fucking heads.