Loving the mix of different sports vibes at the moment.
England footy: Just somehow dreadful, always dreadful, mainly because you know it should be better than it is. They could win the world cup and it’d be the biggest tragedy in sport. A sort of ‘Tanaglia’ of sport.
Lions tour: They could play the most spectacular rugby ever seen, wipe the floor with all before them, set historic records, and somehow it wouldn’t quite be good enough for the cretins in the studio. Somehow it wouldn’t have been absolutely perfect, or exactly how said cretins would have done it, and therefore the whole thing is a redundant endeavour. Probably should have all stayed at home lads etc. Essentially a ‘Hawtin’ of sport.
Tour de France: As ever, ignoring the fact that everyone of them is an asthma sufferer, or a ‘massive fucking cheat’ as most people would call it. But generally enjoying themselves as the sport becomes more and more of a joke. Basically a ‘Slipmatt and Dougal’ of a sport.
Wimbledon: Everything is just great, it’s a fuckin delight to be out the house and eating strawberries in the sun, nobody could give a fuck who’s won what, and as such everyone is having a great time. A ‘KLF / Spiral Tribe / TAZ’ of a sport.
Olympics: Always a good vibe (bar the moody Russians), boss sports gear on show, everyone getting bang into sports they’ve never given a fuck about before. It’s the ‘Sasha at The Bomb 97’ of sport.
