Let’s be completely honest, we all know that last night was England’s final. They’re already winners.
Gareth Southgate? Mason Mount? Harry Kane? They’re all far too nice. You won’t win anything with a team of lads that you could invite round your mums for a cup of tea. Those filthy Italians will completely take them apart. And then shag their birds.
Let’s see Gareth throw a safe space around that come Sunday night.
