I have been getting this fucking weird feeling in my legs on random nights over the last couple of weeks.
I just did exactly what you are supposed to do and consulted google to see what is wrong with me, i mean why waste time with those medical expert idiots when you can self-diagnose and get it all completely pete tong from the comfort of the toilet seat.
I seem to have symptoms of restless leg syndrome, which is actually a thing. There is some mention of a dopamine shortage issue as one of the potential causes, which concerns me as i hope i haven’t done this to myself after taking 000s of jack n jills over a decade or so, from the age of 18 to around 29.
Do i need to grow a set, find my minerals and man the fuck up or am i likely to be dead before the euros final on the 11 july?