Happy to contribute too. Hendo hasn’t retired yet…

C_J Ed is good at holding funds on behalf of the board apparently

£2.99 a month for the basic package but £5.99 lets you go Amps free.

I think I’ve managed to bodge a fix for now.

For those interested in this kind of geekery, the database has a “buffer pool” which grabs memory and holds onto it just in case it needs it.

This was causing the Linux kernel to shit itself because it thinks the system is critically low on memory. In this situation the kernel uses a “process killer” to go and free up memory pages, so it was shutting down the database.

The solution/bodge was to create a swap file on disk that the system can page out to if necessary, so basically it thinks it’s got more RAM available then it’s actually got.

Seems to be working for now, so you cunts don’t have to put your hand in your pockets 🤓

    mono-stereo

    Was gonna say all that Mono. You stole my thunder about the buffery pool, process killer whatdoyoucallit.