Funny jokes and pics thread

An oldie but still gets me.

jonattonyeah saw this on twitter. And the english mock americans’ food choices.

zackster

World’s biggest glass house.

And I love British pub food. My comfort go-to.

jonattonyeah
It just had to be Tesco’s.

jonattonyeah
Put that in a hand-stretched rosemary and sea-salt focaccia and it would take over fackin larnden

From Wikipedia; A chip butty is a sandwich filled with chips, optionally eaten with condiments such as brown sauce, ketchup, mayonnaise, or malt vinegar.

“brown sauce”. You people are fucking revolting.

Dubman Knowing the English, I am going to guess that Tommy is a what and not a who. Am I correct?

zackster Can’t beat a chip butty, or chip barm in Manc. Just simple and fantastic.

zackster Tomato Ketchup. Brown sauce is just a spiced sauce, like Worcestershire sauce.

Hursty
Tell you what is nice a fish finger sarnie with Tommy on one side & brown on the other.

Dubman Tommy on one side & brown on the other.

Pretty sure that’s illegal in some states.

Dubman Not tried that one, will give it a go!

zackster What’s the story with him Zack?