zackster Looks nuts dunnit. To be swerved at all costs.

    Thats the most American thing I’ve ever seen, jy!

    7 days later

    My obese parrot died earlier. That’s a weight off my shoulder.

      Bought a dog off a blacksmith the other day, took it home, only had it 5 minutes and it made a bolt for the door.

        You won’t beat Tim Vine for those sort of jokes

        Recently I’ve become addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I like.

        Someone call 999 there’s a Liqui on fire!

        LT42 Bought a dog off a blacksmith the other day, took it home, only had it 5 minutes and it made a bolt for the door.

        This is world class!

            zackster lol. I would be open carrying the shit out of it if I lived in the great US of A. Proper Arnie in Commando style. Are you OK to place landmines/claymores as long as you don’t arm them?