Smallman1 bosstrabs they are basically uneducated farm hands who move to the big city to get higher wages but end up doing menial jobs in a really fucking stupid, retarded, common sense-lacking way. I instantly thought of MC I cannot lie.
bosstrabs This is useful information too, because if you encounter someone Chinese behaving badly on holiday (e.g. cutting in front of you in the queue), just call them a ‘nong’ (peasant) or a ‘nong-min-gong’ (peasant labourer), which is the worst non-sweary insult you can call a Chinese person because it manages to convey that you are disgusted with them, you think they are a lowlife and they have no manners/civility. They will probably be 1) shocked that you know enough Chinese to call them that and 2) genuinely hurt and ashamed (massive loss of face)
LT42 bosstrabs All the time chain-smoking the cheapest fags that cost literally 50p a pack and using their favourite English terms they have seen on TV: ‘HARRO!, OH-KAY!, BAI-BAI!’. Lol
bosstrabs LT42 There must be a Turkish equivalent I’m sure, probably from a countryside shithole in the far east.
LT42 bosstrabs They’re pure bred gypsies here. They go around the place with these carts collecting all the plastic and cardboard out of bins. They also go around with makeshift musical instruments playing weirdly hypnotic gypsy tunes with their hands out looking for coin, no doubt they get hired as cheap labour too. You see young girls of 13 or 14 who"ve already popped out a few kids, hard as nails.
bosstrabs There is one absolutely great nong, though, who goes by the name of ‘Pangzai’ and has become a minor internet celeb for his heavyweight boozing, smoking, eating and general tomfoolery. Claims to have invented the ‘tornado’ beer-downing style…
Dan Dude from Predator played him didn’t he? (can’t be assed trawling back through the thread to check).
jonattonyeah Dan Dude from Predator played him didn’t he? He did. Poor guy died from AIDS while filming Harry & The Henderson’s. Blood transfusion gone awry.
