Funny jokes and pics thread
This is useful information too, because if you encounter someone Chinese behaving badly on holiday (e.g. cutting in front of you in the queue), just call them a ‘nong’ (peasant) or a ‘nong-min-gong’ (peasant labourer), which is the worst non-sweary insult you can call a Chinese person because it manages to convey that you are disgusted with them, you think they are a lowlife and they have no manners/civility. They will probably be 1) shocked that you know enough Chinese to call them that and 2) genuinely hurt and ashamed (massive loss of face)
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bosstrabs They’re pure bred gypsies here. They go around the place with these carts collecting all the plastic and cardboard out of bins. They also go around with makeshift musical instruments playing weirdly hypnotic gypsy tunes with their hands out looking for coin, no doubt they get hired as cheap labour too. You see young girls of 13 or 14 who"ve already popped out a few kids, hard as nails.
There is one absolutely great nong, though, who goes by the name of ‘Pangzai’ and has become a minor internet celeb for his heavyweight boozing, smoking, eating and general tomfoolery.
Claims to have invented the ‘tornado’ beer-downing style…
Love the addition of the egg.
He also builds schools for kids and tills the earth. A top lad.
Who is the coolest guy in a hospital?
The ultra-sound guy!
And who steps in when he goes on leave?
The hip replacement guy!
All aboard the bants express!
Haven’t seen it in years, but how generally creepy / weird is Harry full stop?
Dude from Predator played him didn’t he? (can’t be assed trawling back through the thread to check).
Perhaps Arnie instructed the cameraman to “get to the chopper” in that scene