Funny jokes and pics thread

jonattonyeah saw this on twitter. And the english mock americans’ food choices.

zackster

World’s biggest glass house.

And I love British pub food. My comfort go-to.

jonattonyeah
It just had to be Tesco’s.

jonattonyeah
Put that in a hand-stretched rosemary and sea-salt focaccia and it would take over fackin larnden

From Wikipedia; A chip butty is a sandwich filled with chips, optionally eaten with condiments such as brown sauce, ketchup, mayonnaise, or malt vinegar.

“brown sauce”. You people are fucking revolting.

zackster
Only ever had it with Tommy. It’s boss

Dubman Knowing the English, I am going to guess that Tommy is a what and not a who. Am I correct?

zackster Can’t beat a chip butty, or chip barm in Manc. Just simple and fantastic.

zackster Tomato Ketchup. Brown sauce is just a spiced sauce, like Worcestershire sauce.

Hursty
Tell you what is nice a fish finger sarnie with Tommy on one side & brown on the other.

Dubman Tommy on one side & brown on the other.

Pretty sure that’s illegal in some states.

Dubman Not tried that one, will give it a go!

zackster What’s the story with him Zack?

Amps He’s human and dropped his Dunkin Doughnuts

jonattonyeah World’s biggest glass house.

And I love British pub food. My comfort go-to.

If by ‘glass house’, you mean ‘toilet’ then yes.