6 days later

One for my fellow Photoshoppers.

The Brazilian Urutau, looks like something Jim Henson made up.

    Amps lol I just watched a video of this thing making insane noises. Total monster. Don’t want to ever encounter one.

    • Amps replied to this.

        zackster Looks nuts dunnit. To be swerved at all costs.

          Thats the most American thing I’ve ever seen, jy!

          7 days later

          My obese parrot died earlier. That’s a weight off my shoulder.

            Bought a dog off a blacksmith the other day, took it home, only had it 5 minutes and it made a bolt for the door.

              You won’t beat Tim Vine for those sort of jokes

              Recently I’ve become addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I like.

              Someone call 999 there’s a Liqui on fire!

              LT42 Bought a dog off a blacksmith the other day, took it home, only had it 5 minutes and it made a bolt for the door.

              This is world class!

                  zackster lol. I would be open carrying the shit out of it if I lived in the great US of A. Proper Arnie in Commando style. Are you OK to place landmines/claymores as long as you don’t arm them?

                    Where’s that image on the bloke with a fuck off bazooka strapped to his back whist he’s ordering a Meatball Mariana in Subway

                    @Amps - was it you who posted it?

                    • -si- replied to this.

                      I don’t know but I would love to see it!

                      I wanna see this guy actually draw that fucking cannon. His elbow will be above his head!

                      Old-Dutch

                      What could possibly go wrong when the young sales assistant puts peppered cheese on his toasted sub instead of grated?

                        Good to see the chap with the shooter is rocking Asics.

                        Maybe it’s just a little snub nosed one but the holster was on sale at Target