Funny jokes and pics thread

Mad_Cyril

In fact dont. Probably not good to even think about it

Smallman1

Mad_Cyril Imagine being locked in a room with DT and Mr C?

Be better than locked in a room with you and Si.

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1
You wouldn’t pass the idiot-proofing at the door

bosstrabs

It’s the motherfuckin’ O-L-B (Ledge bants, motherfucker!)
You know he’s mobbin’ with the T-R-A-B-Bs
Straight off the fuckin’ streets of Hampton C.

Smallman1

bosstrabs It’s the motherfuckin’ O-L-B (Ledge bants, motherfucker!)
You know he’s mobbin’ with the T-R-A-B-Bs
Straight off the fuckin’ streets of Hampton C.

You knowz it Dave!

Amps

mono-stereo Not sure, which is why it’s such a thing if beauty. Could easily be a fake, yet somehow feels like it’s about right. Which speaks volumes.

mono-stereo

Amps Yeah, it reads like a pastiche but he’s certainly capable of this kind of rant. I still remember that tirade about an Italian promoter surreptitiously recording one of his life-changing “sets”.

Amps

In fairness, bloke who drives a porcelain horse through a dance floor is easily capable of that post.

bosstrabs

mono-stereo There was a great one years back, where he went on a massive rant (hence my reference) to people not being able to ‘BE YOURSELF’ in his club anymore, and then went to set out a massive list of rules (such as no mobile phones on the dancefloor) that if followed would better allow everyone to truly BE THEMSELVES 😀 👍️ 🤗

Obviously I only joined his dtourism board to read this, having been alerted to it, and got hoyed off the board within seconds of being approved for writing a huge tirade in response calling him and his followers some kind of bizarre cult of weird cunts.

Amps

mono-stereo Tanaglia is clearly the Trump of house, defo similar vibes.

hugopal

bosstrabs and then went to set out a massive list of rules (such as no mobile phones on the dancefloor)

That’s not a bad idea for a rule though tbf.

Dan

bosstrabs

Mad_Cyril He couldn’t get his through it.

bosstrabs

mono-stereo

bosstrabs what’s this in relation to?

bosstrabs

mono-stereo dtourism site

Smallman1

Isn’t Danny T right though?

We should all BE OURSELVES.

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1
Yes. We won’t judge you.

Will probably be a weight off your shoulders

mono-stereo

bosstrabs Blimey.

Smallman1

MC, up yo bants!

Mad_Cyril

I am now 100% convinced that your keyboard, instead of being standard querty, is a custom special needs number.

Obviously massive, dribble proof keys, but instead of letters each has one of your tiny minded repetabants phrases on.

Is the only explanation for your lack of original content all these years

jonattonyeah

hugopal

The cameras on phones certainly killed much of the hedonism many of us grew up with. Feel bad for the youths these days. Too scared to do anything too crazy at the risk of becoming a meme.

hugopal

jonattonyeah one of the reasons why the no cameras rule at BH and a few of the other Berlin clubs helps to keep an excellent atmosphere.

Smallman1

Cameras or not, nothing should stop us.

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