Funny jokes and pics thread

Mad_Cyril

Amps Just fuck off and tie your neck in a knot!

@-si- See, Amps is perfectly calibrated

Old-Dutch

Along_the_Wire

Grant outing himself as a daft bread racist.

Smallman1

Old-Dutch Grant outing himself as a daft bread racist.

Lol!

Mad_Cyril

Would like to see Grant order a Sourdough Chip Butty in his Dad’s boozer

Along_the_Wire

Mad_Cyril LOL - I’d get told to fuck off to the Subway across the road. Bringing shame on the McKay family name as I go.

Smallman1

Best ENGLISH bread?

Warburton’s.

LT42

Sourdough is generally rank I thought. Used to add an extra 3 quid to an artisan sandwich that you’d need jaws like a fuckin pitbull to eat.

-si-

Ed’s the forum’s very own banthrax virus. Kills all craic with a few taps on his smartphone keypad. The fucking idiot.

Are you going to tell us when your last chip butty was, Eddie? Did you have proper bread or ryvita? Home made chips or French fries like that other weapon suggested?

-si-

A freshly made batch loaf, to slice at home. Proper Irish butter, no substitute. Home made, thick cut chips, salt and vinegar added. Bish, bash and bosh.

bosstrabs

-si- I like the Irish and their produce but nothing Irish and widely available bears Lurpak

bosstrabs

In fact, I will go one further and say Irish dairy products are generally bland.

You can all fuck off with your ’ooh Kerrygold Irish cheddar, it’s the best!' too, what you’ve done is taken the most popular (thus inevitably blandest, because the public are fucking stupid philistines generally) English cheese and made it even ‘creamier’, sorry, blander/less offensive.

(to redress the balance, I will say the components of an Irish breakfast I have had, such as locally-produced sausages etc seem to be very good, and of course soda bread)

jonattonyeah

bosstrabs

I used to work at a very fancy cheese shop. Every Saturday for a year or so. Paid me in cheese and wine (it was a friend’s shop). We used to get this 10 year aged Cheddar from Quebec. Cutting that block in half would knock you back it was so strong.

-si-

It’s OK, dave. We are all entitled to our own opinions, buddy. Think you’re getting a bit confused re the cheeses. I bought an amazing selection of Irish cheeses for nye. Not a cheddar in sight. We make some exceptional cheese.

We are digressing here. Need to complete the chip butty debate and put it to bed.

bosstrabs

-si- It’s OK, dave. We are all entitled to our own opinions, buddy. Think you’re getting a bit confused re the cheeses. I bought an amazing selection of Irish cheeses for nye. Not a cheddar in sight. We make some exceptional cheese.

Then share details of your cheese exquisitarium.

Smallman1

My last chip butty was years ago Si, years.

I’m not sure what your point is, fairly sure it will be a stupid one though.

-si-

bosstrabs

We had some young buck blue cheese, Cnoc Dubh goats cheese, drumlin smoked cheese, a selection of Irish charcuterie, quince paste, some pickled pears and rye crackers. Hopefully that passes the dave test!

Smallman1

A selection of irish cheeses with a selection of irish potatoes.

Living the dream.

Mad_Cyril

Along_the_Wire Sounds a lot tamer than I imagined. They must be very fond of you!

bosstrabs

-si- We had some young buck blue cheese, Cnoc Dubh goats cheese, drumlin smoked cheese, a selection of Irish charcuterie, quince paste, some pickled pears and rye crackers. Hopefully that passes the dave test!

That’s fair enough.

Every Irish person I know in Beijing basically cums all over the place when they find an import store that sells Kerrygold Bland Reserve and a few bags of Taytos.

LT42

Irish dairy is bland, lol. And using Kerrygold cheese as an example was your first mistake, Dave. That’s basically a side project for Kerrygold (aside from their flagship and perfectly salted butter which is sold the world over) which no real Irish cheese lover would buy anyway.

Its just simple ignorance on your part that will be forgiven at this time if you apologise and try to do better in future. Cheers.

-si-

Tayto are a different ball game though, dave. Their cheese and onion are the best on the planet.

Dan

-si- There certainly brilliant for social distancing as the buggers stink.

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