Morty-C-137 there’s an app for it nowadays grandad
Morty-C-137 sounds like you are in touch
Right then… time to upgrade my wanking game.
Doing some ‘research’
“19 Best Cock Milking Machines That Will Suck The Life Out of You”
Tremblr Milking Machine sounds promising
Morty-C-137 Expect this would take considerable packing away if you unexpectedly hear the key in the door 😂
Ghostbusters scenes!
Mad_Cyril Good adaptation of a disused vinyl flight case though…
Mad_Cyril “It.. Its’s.. ectoplasm.. I swear! You just mist it!!”
Homegrove But Homegrove, when all the stuff you devour is absolute shit like Marvel, it doesn’t matter if you’ve seen 3 or 300.
I definitely don’t watch 3 films a year.
Cheers!
Smallman1 That’s right you don’t .. you just watch the same one whole fucking year round: The Notebook
I have no idea what this means.
Smallman1 You’ve spent too much time with the in-laws 😆
After an initial chuckle, I’m finding I enjoy Liverpool & Arsenal bottling it less and less as each year goes by.
Those cheating Cunts * are really sucking the life out of English football, and the media are still miles up their arses.
Rotten
You’re going to need to open this.
Think I’ll give it a miss H.
Cheers though.
Does some bint scream in ecstacy at the end of the vid?
**Turns volume down
Fair play to the lad!
Smallman1 Sean out for ‘pints’ with his Da
…bosh
