Storage wars

Steve Lawler has to raid DJ’s crates, throwing out their best vinyl so he can utilise the crates to stand on to reach the DJ booth.

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How Clean is Your Housecat

Felix Da Housecat gatecrashes the afters and consumes 2 grams of catnip before insulting the host whislt pawing into a jar of her mayonnaise. He takes a piss in the middle of the room before retiring to the corner to lick his arsehole in full view of the horrified revellers, who think they’ve been spiked with acid

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Despite turning up at the afters empty-handed, Alex P and Brandon Block hoover up every morsel of narcotics in sight before embarking in an epic fist-fight over who gets the last line on the kitchen counter.

    Super-Jarg-Ket Creep

    Eric Morillo throws an all back to his afterparty at his Miami mansion. Dresscode pool party. He only invites women. Bill Cosby makes a cameo appearance as himself.

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      The KrypTong Factor

      Pete Tong hosts, with superstar DJs from across the globe competing in a series of rounds testing their physical stamina and mental attributes.
      Needless to say that with most of them the wrong side of 50 and years of drug abuse behind them, hilarity ensues.
      The assult course round is already lining up to be a classic with the likes of Anthony Pappa, Carl Cox and DJ Sneak headlining (listen out for plenty of “It’s all gone a bit Pete Tong for…” quotes in the commentary).

      Tongy drops a “We continue….” after every round. Obvs.

      Millsy ‘Lionel Blair is paralysed, mid-mince’

      The greatest YouTube comment of all time!

        IANdrewDiceClay
        IANdrewDiceClay
        6 years ago
        Lionel Blair is paralyzed in mid-mince.

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        The more times you watch it the funnier it gets. This comment made me laugh

        Lionel Blair’s reaction after the tumble is of a man trying to work out where a strange rattling noise in house pipes is coming from.