Flares, not Grant before Ed chimes in.

BUPA all the way for me and the family. No way I’m catching covid off the plebs. Plus I love their smashed avo on rye for brekky.

You should have seen where I got the jab.

Thought I was going to get mugged on the way out for my head to toe Nike athleisure wear.

Probably didn’t help when I asked if my vaccinator went to public school just as someone switched channels on the radio.

    Is it cos I is a plank?

    Right, this is back on - Saturday 5th February 2022.

    DJs still to be confirmed, but Nick Muir is on, as is Hannu so far

    If you want to come, give me a shout

    Yin and yang, g. Sorry to hear you’re missing your party this weekend, glad to hear it’s on again next year!

    I will pm funky and sean and sort out an emerald Isle private jet for it!

    Where the fuck have you been, Si?!

    We thought you’d been taken to that car bomb in the sky

    • -si- replied to this.

      Along_the_Wire

      Took some much needed board r&r, mate. Instead of being my usual utterly hilarious, sound as fuck, friend of the people self, I was just being a sarky cunt and wasn’t enjoying the bants, berks, beats and ’ballers as much as I had.

        -si- Thanks, ed. Good to be back and hope you’re keeping well, mate!

        All is well here thank you sir!

          My rider has security in tuxedos making sure nobody bothers me in the DJ booth, and a very obscure rotary mixer of which only 20 copies exists on Earth.