Smallman1 They can be very good in a decent pub, to be fair.

The manky ones you’ve probably bought in Boots as part of a meal deal, less so.

Can’t be arsed watching if I’m honest JTY. I’m voting for Admiral Akbar looky likey, Otto.

Top top outfit, looks like a winner to me

Some thoughts.

Otto Von Schirach, Anklepants, and our man Scotch Egg appeared to be having a good time so fair play to them. Bunch of nuts, but they’re funny. Scotch Egg also brings a frying pan with him. All the same night, too. Can’t choose them.

Can’t do Merzbow as that’s just not music.

Michael Jukeson changes his t-shirt like 5 or 6 times for some reason. Can’t vote for him on that alone.

PC Music (AG Cook and GFOTY)….I can never tell if they’re trolling. Pretty sure GFOTY is, in fact, trolling so whatever that is is out. Cook seems to take his nonsense very, very seriously.

DIVA is so, so bad. She makes those bunker dwellers endure like 10 minutes of meditation. But she’s not bad looking so…

AG Cook it is. Best Boiler Room ever.

I just skipped through the GFOTY set.

It’s shambolic.

3 years later

There’s a new contender.

Rebecca Black.

Yes it’s actually that Rebecca Black.

As if she hasn’t had enough of being the butt of music-related jokes for one lifetime already, here’s her trainwrecking for an hour through dance pop Crazy Frog remixes (which the MC at the start of the set proclaims to be “techno”). I kid you not.

And can Boiler Room be said to have any credibility left whatsoever when hosting complete shit like this?! A new low; even worse than Yung Lean just playing songs off his phone.

    Wow. Had to Google who she was, think I prefer her early stuff. Going to cheer myself up and watch Threads on the iplayer.

      Dave posted a Boiler Room of some fella a couple of years ago. It’s literally the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Absolutely horrendous.

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        hugopal Yes it’s actually that Rebecca Black.

        Never heard of her.

        hugopal Yung Lean just playing songs off his phone

        I just Googled it and watched a few minutes and its one of the most depressing things i’ve ever seen.

        Now wheres my disc 2…?

        Phil-McRackin think I prefer her early stuff

        Yeah, I mean at least something actually funny came out of that:

        That A G Cook Boiler Room is still an absolutely banging set, I stand by that.

        His Nelly Furtado Parking Lot remix is ridic.

          Yeah, next level that, Dave

          Laugh all you want but AG Cook was just executive producer (and producer of a load of the tracks) on what was widely seen as the album of the year, and here is Bosstrabs Dave going on about him a few years before he was catapulted to that kind of fame.

          Like pastel trabs and countless other things, count on me to be two steps ahead of everyone else on here.

          ‘Today: ridicule, tomorrow: really cool’