Old-Dutch If you managed not to break your arm, you’re at least one up on mc.

    Fell backwards off a wall trying to retrieve a ball.

    TLDR: Stupidity

    Not my dominant arm though, so cracking one off is still an option!

      Ah the ol Humpty Dumpty, hope it’s not too bad. Good thing you’re not Grant’s age, would take forever to heal.

        At least you didn’t fall in the water, that would have been embarrassing.

        303abuser LOL - thankfully, I haven’t broken anything since my 30s

        Mind you, started golf lessons yet again on Friday, so you never know

            Hope you’re on the mend soon MC!

            No shame in admitting you broke the arm after trying one of the rhouses’ world famous table tenny backhand pass shots, having not been through his rigorous pre-backhand weight training regime, whilst following the microwave tuna diet.

            Hope the break is clean and you’re on the mend asap!

            Along_the_Wire I snapped my 5th metatarsal playing soccer at 41, was in a boot for 6 weeks, but it took a full year to get my fitness back. I suspect I’ve got some lingering muscle imbalances that only show up when I’m running 75+ km/week. Getting old sucks.

              Smallman1 Took some giant defender’s studs right across my foot, then ran on it for 80 minutes before it snapped. Scored our only goal to even it up just before it broke while playing down a man already. Totally worth it lol.

                  303abuser shouting ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? At some old wan walking his Jack Russell while Loopy (in full ref kit) sprays hair mousse on the ground to mark where the wall goes.

                      Millsy 😂 That’s basically it. Mostly out of shape guys who weren’t any good in their prime slide tackling and yelling at each other like it’s the bloody World Cup.