At an old company I’d had a gargantuan weekend and went into work properly struggling.

As soon as I walk through the door on the Monday, the MD asked me about where we were at with an opportunity.

I said we’d just need to sign the mdma and then they were going to send us the brief.

He said “we just need to sign the what?”

I said “NDA” hoping I’d got away with it and he said “I heard you the first time.”

Reg.

    I’ve only ever had one major reg at work. After a legendary long weekend in London, I flew back home (after a mad dash to pack up at the hotel because we were late checking out and arriving at Heathrow completely fucked from an afterparty at a friend’s flat) and had to go straight into work, clothes rumpled, eyes red and half closed, probably smelling of vodka, since vodka snorting was an activity at that particular afterparty 😂.

    Thankfully, at the time, I had a boss that also likes to “have a good time” and she took pity on me. It was the worst workday.

    Millsy Snorting pills for heroes

    It doesn’t half burn though! You instantly think “I shouldn’t have done that…” 😂

      Its 5am. How can I make this buzz last a teensy bit longer? Only one thing for it….

        The most efficient and cost effective way to get 4 / 5 of you hammered at the end of the night when there’s nothing else left

        303abuser Oh shit….lol. But I bet that’s a pretty fun job! 😃

        Snorting vodka was something I tried once, and never again. I can’t speak for the rest of these guys though 😂

            Kells77 it’s not a bad gig most of the time, as long as a dog isn’t trying to kill me. definitely beats the office grind from my previous life.

            and that sounds awful, i can imagine trying it twice is a good indicator of insanity lol.

              Along_the_Wire Just in time for Normal People Season 2! hahaha. I enjoy her company, it’s been 10 years and we don’t hate each other yet. Pressure for a mini me is piling on though.