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You’re wasting your time. Our Ali wouldn’t be the man he was without a few well timed corporate reacharounds.

You can’t wank your boss off over a Zoom call

      things i do like about the office include: cleaners/ someone restocking and cleaning the coffee machines, buying the milk etc also a greater variety of , er, optical stimulation.

        Mad_Cyril

        a few well timed corporate reacharounds.

        Think the correct business term is corporate dividends.

          C_J

          greater variety of , er, optical stimulation.

          Can’t even remember the last time I worked somewhere that there was even a single instance of optical stimulation, let alone a variety.

            it’s also cool having like a workplace team who can sort your life out if your chair starts malfunctioning or your mouse dies or whatever. and being sat in the house all day every day definitely puts you closer to dementia imo. although Hannu apparently hasn’t seen any benefit in this regard.

            Let’s be honest the main reason to go into the office is to go for beers at lunch and/or after work. It’s just not the same doing that whilst wfh.

            The youngsters in my office don’t get that at all, they just come in to work. Boring cunts

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