Dubman Merry Christmas Gents. I’ve been cooking all morning & have just finished lunch. Which was magnificent. I’ve a bad year on the family front but you guys have kept me laughing throughout year. Here’s to absent friends and those empty chairs around the dining table. Chin-chin.
Old-Dutch Been making up the kids’ toys all morning. Santa is a fat fucking lazy cunt. Got on the beers at 12 off to my mum and dad’s soon. Have a good one everyone
benson ScottBailey I’m still drunk from last night. My piss smells of tequila. Merry Xmas you wonderful people
Homegrove It’s dumped 20 cms of snow today. Best Christmas-present, even if it means I have to clear the driveway tomorrow morning hungover.
Mad_Cyril whatever Just been hammering the cheese board & port. Been cooking since 11:30 Sleep beckons!!
jonattonyeah Mad_Cyril Just got home. Fuck’s sake are my 8 and 6 year old nieces a handful. Happy to give my sis a break where I keep them entertained for a night but they don’t stop! I don’t know how you all do it. Ignore them, I guess? Love them but sheesh.
ScottBailey jonattonyeah right there with you! Love my (9 year old) nephew to bits, but my god does he have bad ‘single child’ syndrome. Couple of days at my sister’s and I’m done!
Smallman1 A bottle of shampoo and two bottles of rouge for me yesterday, alongside 50,000 calories worth of food. About to fire up a pinot noir in T minus 45 minutes.
Mad_Cyril Smallman1 About to fire up a pinot noir in T minus 45 minutes. Have one decanted. Was supposed to be going citeh but family voted to fuck it off. Will watch the Panto @ White Hart Lane instead
