Ukraine war (WW3)

alistair

Millsy and then you got married 😀

Hursty

Great news, stronger together! Now where did that sound bite come from?! Hmm

alistair

Hursty George Osborne

-si-

There’s a film in the pipeline. The plucky finns are overrun after a russian invasion. Their regular army basically wiped out. The call goes out for conscription. Only one man and his sniper rifle can save finland after it’s announced that Putin is arriving in Helsinki for a victory parade. Private Homegrove.

“Hurrah for Hanners!” in cinemas now!

Certificate 12A (Language not too bad, everyone in bed for 1am and definitely no drug taking)

-si-

-si- There’s a film in the pipeline. The plucky finns are overrun after a russian invasion. Their regular army basically wiped out. The call goes out for conscription. Only one man and his sniper rifle can save finland after it’s announced that Putin is arriving in Helsinki for a victory parade. Private Homegrove.

“Hurrah for Hanners!” in cinemas now!

Certificate 12A (Language not too bad, everyone in bed for 1am and definitely no drug taking)

The Finns now in the NATO brotherhood.

Maybe the above scenario being played out isn’t that far away afterall!

Closing credits of the movie see our hero stroll out of Lidl with 3 different cans of fruit flavoured IPA and a new lint roller to take the cat hairs off his cushions

Old-Dutch

The Road to Turku 2.

Mad_Cyril

Millsy
You know what these Europeans are like, prefer it to see it all in writing first

Homegrove

I can assure you everything is completely normal in Finland right now. This is complete bullshit.

bosstrabs

Homegrove Mate, no-one even cares what the Finns are up to.

Go back to getting hammered on Lonkero and stroking moomins.

alistair

bosstrabs LOL

alistair

bosstrabs punched above their weight in F1 though

ScottBailey

bosstrabs stroking moomins

🤣

Homegrove

Well that’s worthy of an upvote. Missus has a six pack of Lonkero in the fridge which I’ve not touched, despite the fact that it’s been there for weeks. She buys alcohol for herself and then doesn’t drink it. I’ve taken it as a test.

Smallman1

She sounds as much fun as a kick in the balls.

Homegrove

Smallman1 she’s actually really great. I can never emphatize with my mates who call their spouses the old ball and chain etc. I never have any issues like that. We’re very much happily married.

Old-Dutch

Hannu’s into that

Smallman1

Glad to hear it mate, was only messin’

Homegrove

Smallman1 I know.

alistair

“Believe me when I say to you, I hope the Russians love their children too”

Hursty

alistair great to see they have strapped fire extinguishers to the wagon in case it catches fire like the Moskva

Cankles-McJeggings

It’s got a bit like having the biggest telly. The bigger it gets the more of a chav/berk you are. Vlad looking like he’s gone all council estate with that nonsense.

Mad_Cyril

Cankles-McJeggings Vlad looking like he’s gone all council estate with that

Would look boss strapped to a white range rover

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