Ronan Keating (not natural, manufactured with lessons)
Liam Gallagher (awful tones, wild cat)
Rhianna (studio polished, sounds exactly the same as 100 other female pop stars, fuck off)

Adele has a terrible non-singing voice. She is also smoking hot now. I mean typical LA smoking hot but I love that.

Dylan. Never ever got it. Sorry.

Along_the_Wire Adele is just some fat X-Factor winner. In the bin. Crying on video about cancelling some shows in Vegas. I’ll give you something to cry about, you shitcunt.

End product of too many years having smoke blown up your arse

    alistair
    Fuck off.

    Aerosmith
    Def Leppard
    Whitesnake

    What a time to be alive

      The worst singing voice ever captured by a microphone belongs to Cerys Matthews from Catatonia. Rancid to the core.

        Homegrove Agreed. Also, his solos were just technical ability over musicality for me. Some good riffs though.

          Millsy This thread should be a case for Mulder and Sculleeee (boyo)

            Smallman1 I’ve heard it all now.

            Have you witnessed the brain injuries in the movie thread the past 48hrs? It’s very worrying.

              ScottBailey Ellie Goulding
              Florence & The Machine

              Good shouts on both of those. Hideous.

              I once went to Latitude Festival when Florence and the Machine was the final act headliner, and the music paused the split second I’d begun loudly asking a friend something along the lines of “how can you enjoy this crap?!”. Cue half the crowd by us turning round and giving me an angry look.

                  hugopal I once went to Latitude Festival when Florence and the Machine was the final act headliner

                  I was there - the kids wanted to see her. Absolute bilge. Suede were on that weekend too weren’t they? Enjoyed that. I was in the comedy tent off my tits quite a lot - very enjoyable

                      Along_the_Wire it was this one, 2010. Can’t seem to see Suede on there (they seem to be have been at the 2011 one, which Florence and the Machine didn’t play at).

                      Can’t believe how long ago that was. It was an excellent time for bands: Crystal Castles, Vampire Weekend, The XX, Yeasayer were all on top form then.

                      I think the only acts I saw in the comedy tent were Angelos Epithemiou, Josie Long, and Rich Hall.

                      Looking back over that lineup the thing I’m annoyed about now is spotting that I missed seeing Bret Easton Ellis there in the literary tent.