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Millsy Run like you’ve suaved the wrong Doris at the pub,

Jump like you asked for a glass of rose at the bar,

Splash like you put The Merciless World of Trance on the jukebox,

Swim like the sham that you are.

Lol!

    Smallman1 Yeah that’s decent then, good for you. At 60 km/week, I have to make a real effort to not lose weight.

      Have cut down on the midweek drinking too which helps.

      Smallman1 blessed with great genes

      You arent even blessed with great jeans Ed

        Tooting’s answer to Jason Statham Sean!

        I tell you what, that Red Velvet cake from Hummingbird Bakery is absolutely tremenballs.

        Recommended!

        Someone is going to skewer you about cream cheese Smalls, because it’s not a real red velvet cake without it.

        l leave the frosting well alone Rhouses!

        Guessing Darren provides a glazing instead?

        Smallman1 When you run 5 days a week and are blessed with great genes you can do what you want lads

        I’m pretty sure eugenics engineers would not be having the blueprint of their master race with glasses in your teens and bald in your 20s?
        You got awful genes smalls, think boot cut Replays with Porsche trabs.

          A good looking bastard with enough charisma to power a nation.

          I should be the bloody blueprint.

            How’s the dating going actually Ed? Any war stories?

              Smallman1 is that wired to next door too? Seriously though, I hope you find somebody soon, tick tock.

                Someone’s going to hit the absolute jackpot!