Mental and Physical health hacks, resources and advice
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Fucking hell Edwand you were drinking rosé the other day.
Not just any old rosé Derm!
I’m just about to have a huge slice of Red Velvet cake from the Hummingbird bakery.
Or winning as I like to call it.
Sounds like a coma followed by joint pain to me.
Smallman1 Is that how you have successfully shrunken your balls to the size of raisins and grown breasts?
When you run 5 days a week and are blessed with great genes you can do what you want lads!
Run like you’ve suaved the wrong Doris at the pub,
Jump like you asked for a glass of rose at the bar,
Splash like you put The Merciless World of Trance on the jukebox,
Swim like the sham that you are.
Have cut down on the midweek drinking too which helps.
Tooting’s answer to Jason Statham Sean!
I tell you what, that Red Velvet cake from Hummingbird Bakery is absolutely tremenballs.
Recommended!
Someone is going to skewer you about cream cheese Smalls, because it’s not a real red velvet cake without it.