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I tell you what, that Red Velvet cake from Hummingbird Bakery is absolutely tremenballs.

Recommended!

Someone is going to skewer you about cream cheese Smalls, because it’s not a real red velvet cake without it.

l leave the frosting well alone Rhouses!

Guessing Darren provides a glazing instead?

Smallman1 When you run 5 days a week and are blessed with great genes you can do what you want lads

I’m pretty sure eugenics engineers would not be having the blueprint of their master race with glasses in your teens and bald in your 20s?
You got awful genes smalls, think boot cut Replays with Porsche trabs.

    A good looking bastard with enough charisma to power a nation.

    I should be the bloody blueprint.

      How’s the dating going actually Ed? Any war stories?

        Smallman1 is that wired to next door too? Seriously though, I hope you find somebody soon, tick tock.

          Someone’s going to hit the absolute jackpot!

          a month later

          Cankles-McJeggings
          think I may found out what’s been causing my stomach problems. I had a big flare up Saturday evening & all day Sunday. which all started after eating a large bowl of pasta on Saturday. Since Sunday I’ve cut out all gluten & my stomach has almost completely settled down. fingers crossed I’ve sorted it.

              Dubman My wife suffers with that, she has to be so careful. No more shite food for you mate

                Dubman

                Good man 👍 it’s extremely common . If you haven’t already maybe have a test to see it you’re coeliac. If not you can still be non coeliac gluten intolerant which Drs aren’t quite so genned up on. (Item 4)
                Infact have you looked at the FODMAP diet? Even if you follow it for a few weeks it’s worth doing just to see. It’s not that restrictive or Nazi and quite flexible compared to other shitty diets which are usually overly restrictive. There’s some really good apps for it to guide you. Monash university’s own one is probably the best. That’s the gaff in Melbourne that pioneered it.
                I’ve only recently learned that if you stay off gluten for long enough it gives your stomach lining time to recover and the inflammation time to subside. Also occasionally fasting allows your stomach to shed it’s lining and regenerate. This in turn allows me to have the odd bit of bread or whatever without consequence. Yesterday I had a baguette with no side effects whatsoever. Rock and fucking roll 💪

                https://www.coeliac.org.au/s/coeliac-disease/non-coeliac-gluten-sensitivity

                Bread should obviously fuck you up, but see if it happens with oats which is an interesting one. Oats destroy me rain or shine. It’s just a massive avoid at all times.

                https://gluten.org/2020/11/20/are-oats-and-oat-flour-gluten-free/#:~:text=Oats%20are%20a%20hot%20button,of%20gluten%20in%20many%20countries.

                  Dubman Hope that sorts it for you. Those without stomach problems (or bowel) don’t realise how completely blessed they are.