Millsy lol. Dressed in leather short shorts and I love Haus T, pulled along Tooting High Street by labradors, necking a whole bottle of T and sobbing.
Is that why his neck is so long? He’s not swallowing the T fast enough…
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Kippers and scrambled egg is a fucking ace breakfast. Beats 4 betabix for sure.
When I feel like pushing the breakfast boat out, I sometimes go for chocolate weetabix.
Unbelievable Jeff!
Going to move to onto this after I’ve finished off my weetabix, only £6 a box too -
Cankles-McJeggings sure, cheers “mate”.
303abuser We’re minimizing ordering in and making sure everything is home cooked. The company i work for is a double edged sword, really easy to get all your groceries delivered (15 mins) so we can make things on demand, but also easy to just pull up all the restaurants in the area and order in.
Indian food can be a bit too rich as well. My wife and I should move away from rice, but giving up katsu curry, prawn pulao, biryani, rice & dal, and chinese fried rice/chow mien, is proving difficult.
Breakfast is for low T simps. Cup of black coffee is all that is required.
Cankles-McJeggings
You’re definitely onto something regarding stomach problems and antibiotics. Thanks Dermo
Hope it works out for you dubbers 
Cankles-McJeggings
Thanks buddy. Have you tried Kombucha tea by any chance?
Haha I have actually. Didn’t really do much. This was kombucha in a green tea base. I liked it too but didn’t seem to do much then I read green tea isn’t particularly good for IBS in cases so ditched it.
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Fucking hell Edwand you were drinking rosé the other day.
Not just any old rosé Derm!
I’m just about to have a huge slice of Red Velvet cake from the Hummingbird bakery.
Or winning as I like to call it.
Sounds like a coma followed by joint pain to me. 
Smallman1 Is that how you have successfully shrunken your balls to the size of raisins and grown breasts?
When you run 5 days a week and are blessed with great genes you can do what you want lads!
Run like you’ve suaved the wrong Doris at the pub,
Jump like you asked for a glass of rose at the bar,
Splash like you put The Merciless World of Trance on the jukebox,
Swim like the sham that you are.
Have cut down on the midweek drinking too which helps.
Tooting’s answer to Jason Statham Sean!
I tell you what, that Red Velvet cake from Hummingbird Bakery is absolutely tremenballs.
Recommended!
Someone is going to skewer you about cream cheese Smalls, because it’s not a real red velvet cake without it.
l leave the frosting well alone Rhouses!
Guessing Darren provides a glazing instead?
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Smallman1 When you run 5 days a week and are blessed with great genes you can do what you want lads
I’m pretty sure eugenics engineers would not be having the blueprint of their master race with glasses in your teens and bald in your 20s?
You got awful genes smalls, think boot cut Replays with Porsche trabs.
A good looking bastard with enough charisma to power a nation.
I should be the bloody blueprint.
How’s the dating going actually Ed? Any war stories?