Slaw making a late charge for funniest poster of the year with this tidal wave of bants.

He’s even bought some of the SAF/PPT tombola tickets.

Although i must confess, 37 people have bought tickets so far, which is fantastic. 36 of them have stipulated that they don’t want to accept the drug free night out with hanners & zacko prize, if they win it, it has to go to someone else. Ed is not bothered and happy with any prize, natch.

    -si- all 37 of those people are Flares, Si

      LT42 Oh look at me I killed all my braincells after dropping 7 garys every time I saw Diggers and now I’m into Jennifer Cardini, look at how much more of a sophisticated clubber I am. Well brexity.

        Flares, I know you don’t care about your burner phone accounts on here but your bantz is truly shocking. Stick to posting shit music in the music thread, at least your consistent there.

          Flares is relentless!

          And an absolute clown to boot!

          -si- He’s hacked Si’s account.

          • -si- replied to this.

              LT42 Are there any “stats” on the others I named too, lads?

              This thread is named “Nina Kraviz” - what the heck do the other people you mentioned have to do with anything, aside from also being female?!

              If you’re that keen for an opinion though, regardless of how pointless it is, then:

              De Witte is incredibly bland and certainly completely over-hyped. Though in fairness to her she at least has an idea of what she’s doing - she was DJing from quite a young age and even had a track which got to no.2 in the Belgian charts in 2015 under a male-sounding pseudonym (‘Raving George’).

              Anfisa Letyago is trash who seems to be being opportunistically and cynically pushed right now. Definitely something a bit fishy going on there.

              I don’t really know anything about Lilly Palmer.

                  Thanking you immensely, Hugo 👍

                  LT42 then stop chatting a load of ignorant, arrogant, absolute cobblers and pretending you are something you aren’t. you’re just the posh sophisticated version of an Armin Van Buuren fan. That’s about as sophisticated as you can possibly get.

                      azymuth no, but then I’m not perma-banned for it either. You boring, bullshitting piece of shit.

                          Along_the_Wire you wank yourself silly to grade 1 arpeggios, you have absolutely no leg to stand on when you call people boring.

                              Flares, is the hanging on like a crusty wilnot, mixed with anger and a general sense of cluelessness all a symptom of your total failure in the music industry?

                                azymuth you wank yourself silly to grade 1 arpeggios.

                                Here to confirm that Grant is constantly doing this.

                                  LT42 someone has a very high opinion of themselves. expecting your 60s deep funk obscurities set to surface any time soon, seen as you were oh so sopisticated you were going to dance to Keb Darge in 1998.

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                                      azymuth not the answer I was looking for but confirmed none the less. Cheers.

                                          LT42 listen my main man, let me tell you a truth. 99% of clubbers are pretend clubbers. It’s in the job description. Going clubbing is our equivalent to playing golf, and the sooner we own up to it, the less bitter we will become. Alongthewire was boring when he went to bedrock, he’d still be boring if he went to see someone decent like DJ Harvey. Clubbing is an activity designed to be steady sailing, and attract mostly boring people. Late capitalist postmodernity, you see. Embrace being boring!

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