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Like everything else in the dying English Empire, it seems that the great Chelsea Football Club is destined to fall under American ownership. With that in mind, I am wondering which sponsors you all expect to adorn the front of the post acquisition uniforms. I took the liberty of doing some research, and the following brands seem the most likely.

Chelsea FC Uniform Branding

Bob's Discount Furniture
Nugenix
Cookout
Lipton Tea
The United States Marines
University of Phoenix
Other - Please explain

A high T club needs a high T sponsor, Nugenix FTW!

Dick’s Sporting Goods

Because watching 40,000 Chelsea fans waving their flags with DICK’S written all over their kits would be too good an opportunity to miss

    Zacko and millsy doing football jokes. Christ on a bike. The four horsemen will be along imminently….

    They’ve both been through OLB’s bants school recently Si.

    Absolutely flourished too!

      Cookout is getting my vote. A seemingly unlikely partner, but one that could have a lot of upside. A partnership like that could both bring the EPL to Southern America, but also Cookout to the UK. You pigs would absolutely hoover it up!

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        Smallman1
        Obviously I voted cookout.

        Now that bird in the video mentions cheese so much looks like I voted right.

        Any outlet that has the potential to wipe you off the planet is good by me.

        Or winning, as you like to call it

          They also pay their staff quite well. $75K/£58K for a manager in fucking Alabama isn’t half bad!

            zackster I like that it appears to be served on the cheapest available polystyrene. Like something from the 1970s.

              Would look fantastic on the front of the kit too.

                Smallman1 $4.99 for an entree, two sides and a drink?

                They aren’t you’ve average sides either. You can get a burger with a side of corndogs and chicken fingers. It is the most insane place I can think of, and would go down a storm at the Bridge.

                    zackster Would look fantastic on the front of the kit too.

                    That’d be way too confusing for Smallman - he wouldn’t know whether it should be cooks out or tops off.