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Cookout is getting my vote. A seemingly unlikely partner, but one that could have a lot of upside. A partnership like that could both bring the EPL to Southern America, but also Cookout to the UK. You pigs would absolutely hoover it up!

  • Amps replied to this.

    Smallman1
    Obviously I voted cookout.

    Now that bird in the video mentions cheese so much looks like I voted right.

    Any outlet that has the potential to wipe you off the planet is good by me.

    Or winning, as you like to call it

    They also pay their staff quite well. $75K/£58K for a manager in fucking Alabama isn’t half bad!

      zackster I like that it appears to be served on the cheapest available polystyrene. Like something from the 1970s.

      Would look fantastic on the front of the kit too.

        Smallman1 $4.99 for an entree, two sides and a drink?

        They aren’t you’ve average sides either. You can get a burger with a side of corndogs and chicken fingers. It is the most insane place I can think of, and would go down a storm at the Bridge.

          zackster Would look fantastic on the front of the kit too.

          That’d be way too confusing for Smallman - he wouldn’t know whether it should be cooks out or tops off.

          Lol, poor zack must have had that third white wine spritzer last night, he went all out! This thread is nuts…

          Can JAY WHY get him sorted with some paracetamol and a massive fry & mug of tea to fix his wagon.

          jonattonyeah They also pay their staff quite well. $75K/£58K for a manager in fucking Alabama isn’t half bad!

          I once took the piss out of a Yank here, who said he first fell in love with Chinese food from working in Panda Express for years before going back to college to complete an engineering degree. Was surprised when he told me he was paid $100k as a manager and it paid for his education.

            Smallman1 Smallman, I hope Chelsea can no longer keep up the maintenance of that shithole ground and a pole smashes through your fucking cheekbone.

            bosstrabs

            In N Out Burger managers in the busiest locations can make $200K/£153K. Maybe they should buy Chelsea. They knock out a solid burger for the price.

            • Amps replied to this.

              jonattonyeah Where in the pantheon of fast food does In N Out Burger currently stand in the US of A? Still deemed to be the place to be seen, or falling down the rankings?

                Amps

                It’s complicated (as much as fast food can be complicated). They’ve built up this reputation that’s impossible to live up to. But it’s a fantatic burger for the price ($4 for a double double). People visit California and try to compare it to Five Guys, Shake Shack, et cetera, but those burgers are twice the price and pretty much ripped off InO’s model of good fast food (rather than McD’s or Burger King). You go there to get your mind blown, well that’s your problem.

                The other thing is that people miss the nostalgia piece. In N Out was a treat you’d eat as a kid after a baseball game or heading out on a road trip or hanging out in a parking lot when you were 14. It’s part of our youth. It’s not just about the food. That said, again, excellent burger. Is it an essential visit? Meh. But if you’re driving down the freeway and looking for food, that’s a damn good stop.

                Wrote way too much there.