Heno
I mean it is funny. We had to cut the fire chief off one time because he was belligerent and he started banging on about 9-11 and how we’ll never understand brotherhood. Bitch, you weren’t even there. And then there’s the bagpipe bands who come in, uninvited, blasting their wares, only to then come up and expect a free round after. Bitch, I didn’t ask you to come in and all you did was ruin the past 10 minutes. Kindly, or not, fuck off. That’s not to even mention the Americans saying “thanks mate” when they don’t say “mate” the other 364 days of the year. Oh and then there’s the whoppers dumping green dye in people’s drinks. I just saw what you did. You don’t drop anything in girls’ drinks you fucking truncheon. Hit the brinks. Out. Done. “It’s just dye!” Don’t care. Out.
