Walkers are possibly even the gola of the cheese and onion world but jonny is semi-yank which means he thinks cheese is meant to be orange and plastic looking/tasting, which fucks up his hilarious opinion on crisps.
Poor lad’s head has also exploded trying to work out why a load of thick bastards are calling chips, crisps. And where the fuck is the dip? His mate Chad hogan serves up the best chip n dip!