The Boat Race

Smallman1

What a fantastic performance from Oxford!

Get in!

hugopal

Smallman1 What a fantastic performance from Oxford!

Get in!

Why are you saying “Get in!” ?

You have absolutely zero to do with Oxford Uni you berk.

bosstrabs

Literally no-one cares, Smallman.

And anyway you went to Oxford Brookes. NOT THE SAME.

bosstrabs

Quick question Smallman. How many GNVQ points did you need to get in?

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs
Guessing 3?

Just back from the twickers area, was full of the berks for the Uniberkity Rugger game on Saturday.

Mentally lucid berks that is, not shit polytechnic dribblers

Millsy

bosstrabs lol. Not everyone can bag a City&Guilds in Business Transformation and Dance studies.

Hursty

Literally no-one does apart from the alumni of the competing Unis, and I bet most of them don’t give a shit

Smallman1

Was a great city to study in, over the moon!

benson

Great performance by the dark blues.

LT42

Lol, nice one, Ed. No bigger boat needed.

Old-Dutch

A few of my mates went to the Southampton Institute. When they played football against Southampton Uni, the opposition fans were holding up signs saying “Your dads work for our dads” and my personal favourite, “You can’t read this” lol

Mad_Cyril

Old-Dutch
LOL, fucking brilliant banners!

hugopal

Smalls is even worse than full-kit wanker John Terry.

At least JT had actually played for the club before.

Smalls celebrating Oxford Uni’s boat race win is like Ashley Williams gatecrashing Man City’s title-winning open-bus parade because he once played for Stockport.

Millsy

You have more in common with Bruno Brookes than Oxford Uni, Ed.

Smallman1

When you study in a city for 4 years you have an affinity for it, you want it to do well!

hugopal

Smallman1 When you study in a city for 4 years you have an affinity for it, you want it to do well!

By that logic, do you support West Ham, Spurs or Arsenal when Chelsea aren’t playing?

hugopal

Smallman1 also, why were you there for 4 years? Did you manage to fail a year?!

benson

Smallman1 you managed longer than me ed! You have every right to support them!

Smallman1

I didn’t study in London chief.

hugopal

Smallman1 I didn’t study in London chief.

You live there though, and have done for even longer than 4 years.

You must have gone to school there at some point as well, surely?

Smallman1

Into the weeds we go!

hugopal

Smallman1 Into the weeds we go!

Weeds? Get back in the canal you bullshitting pillock.