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C_J

bosstrabs

Congratulations Rhouses.

I can’t be arsed reading the whole thread, so let’s cut to the chase: was it conceived while listening to one of the many horrendous suggestions you’ve made about music to lob one up a bint to?

As I recall, these have included Method Man and at least two different Global Underground CDs.

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bosstrabs was it conceived while listening to one of the many horrendous suggestions you’ve made about music to lob one up a bint to?

As I recall, these have included Method Man and at least two different Global Underground CDs.

Rhouses sweating like a mofo whilst trying to keep up, as tony de vit tokyo hits 140bpm, hoovers and horns hard house bangers left, right and centre…

rhouses

bosstrabs ADD or nothing.

Homegrove

Oh, bad title so I missed this. Congrats!

rhouses

Homegrove Thanks Hannu! Lol @ you not bothering opening the thread given the title.

Smallman1

Was conceived to Sasha’s Luzoscura Dave.

hugopal

Smallman1 Was conceived to Sasha’s Luzoscura Dave.

I was legitimately conceived on Ibiza - therefore I win!

bosstrabs

-si- Hideous New Balance dad-trabs still on his feet, thinking about mowing the lawn and getting his prostate checked as he ploughs another batch of seeds into Mrs Rhouses’ clam.

hugopal

bosstrabs as he ploughs another batch of seeds into Mrs Rhouses’ clam

you think Rhouses will be doing any ploughing? He’ll be lying on his back jiggling like a water bed.

bosstrabs

Rhouses stark-bollock naked on the chaise longue apart from his hideous dad trabs, ordering the maid to wash her hands after fishing out his unflushable log with a fishing net to lob on the untouchables below before making him another plateful of keema nan.

Method Man on the Akai stereo, as he scrolls through his Chinese smartphone browsing the Uniqlo catalogue for some polyester shirts that fit his ample belly girth.

What a despicable cunt.

Along_the_Wire

A LOL each for Dave’s last two posts.

seanc80

Dave not letting sentiment get in the way here lol

bosstrabs

Rhouses thinking about naming his kid Sasha Tamagotchi Schumacher Ghosh as he picks his disgustingly long toenails with one hand and shovels Ben & Jerry’s Fish Food into his gaping piehole.

bosstrabs

Rhouses tapping out a message to the other fulcrum of the board ‘community’ Jay Loopdokter, who responds with a bizarre construct of estuary + Geordie English cumming over the Canadian Men’s ‘Soccer’ team’s victory over the British Virgin Islands.

bosstrabs

Rhouses using his dad’s ill-gotten banking wealth to whimsically order seven boxes of Parkin and Eccles Cake from the UK because he happened to have them for his boarding school dinner when he was thirteen years old and they correspond with the one month of that period of his life when he luckily aced a Maths test and wasn’t beaten senseless by his house prefect.

Smallman1

bosstrabs Rhouses using his dad’s ill-gotten banking wealth to whimsically order seven boxes of Parkin and Eccles Cake from the UK because he happened to have them for his boarding school dinner when he was thirteen years old and they correspond with the one month of that period of his life when he luckily aced a Maths test and wasn’t beaten senseless by his house prefect.

Fucking lol!

LT42

Lol

C_J

😭 @bosstrabs

rhouses

Lol lol some truth in those posts. You’re a filthy animal Dave but I love you. I can’t wait for the birth of your half Chinese/Eastern European/Nigerian, illegitimate child.

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