Lads, I think it is time to have a difficult, but necessary discussion. I am talking about the testosterone epidemic that is sweeping the western world. It is no secret that as we age our T levels start to drop. Even as I type, many of our very own Jaded Clubbers are experiencing this brutal reality, in real time. However, due to big pharma, Disney, corrupt national governments, and the San Francisco Dept of Public Health all having the same woke liberal agenda, we as men are currently living through the lowest levels of testosterone the world has ever seen. Now, you already know about the important work that Frank Thomas and the good people at Nugenix are doing. But a war of this magnitude needs to be fought on multiple fronts. This is why I am thrilled to announce that there have been massive breakthroughs to help further increasing your middle aged, footie scran, and prog induced cratering T. I am of course talking about testicle tanning.
This break through treatment is about to sweep the nation, and I wanted to make sure that all of my JC brothers, who currently currently find themselves afflicted with Marvel extended universe induced low T levels, are aware of this revolutionary therapy. It is time to pack away your Spiderman Funko Pops and and Innvervisions records, and reclaim your masculinity!
