Not many here know this, but our very own @rhouses has been undergoing testicle tanning therapy, and the results have been unprecedented. _Bro_meotherepy has left him so potent that he was able to reproduce without even being at his home during the conception. He was able to impregnate his wonderful wife, while being out at the War Hammer store, while she was home with no one but the pool boy to witness to the miraculous event.