Father wears his Nehru vest
Mother’s tired, she needs a rest
Mobility scooter is parked downstairs
Uniqlo sale is very cheap (ah)
So Rhouse has got a date to keep, he can’t hang around
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our
Our house, it has a crowd
There’s always something happening
And it’s usually quite loud
My wife she’s so house-proud
She is always flushing loo cos a log is not allowed
