Their imagination:
Reality:
Birds with coloured hair (blue, green, purple etc)
I love a blue rinish myself reminds me of Pat Butcher
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It’s mostly for absolute mental cases also, 3 blue wkds and a bottle of lambrini later and you are fighting for your life, as the human toucan tries to stab you in the throat for saying the girls from neighbours were always hot when you were in your teens…
17 days later
Wife just colored her hair blue. 
4 days later
An observation from my professional life
Most women with that blue/turquoise hair colour have;
- Very poor mental health
- An eating disorder
- A set of 12 counselling sessions booked to discuss their childhood
- Cats
- An unhealthy obsession with ‘Stranger Things’
- The entire Evanescence back catalogue
Quite a reducer there for Hanners. Ouch.
- 1001 reasons why their relationships are always disastrous that never include 1-6.
Yet I’m the one here who never complains about his wife. 
Probably anxious you’d get a nine inch knife in the back of your head, H
He’d only complain it wasn’t a nail
a month later
Nadja Peulen has been slaying the (died) red hair for years! Just started listening to Coal Chamber again after a few years off \m/