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  • Birds with coloured hair (blue, green, purple etc)

It’s mostly for absolute mental cases also, 3 blue wkds and a bottle of lambrini later and you are fighting for your life, as the human toucan tries to stab you in the throat for saying the girls from neighbours were always hot when you were in your teens…

  • erik replied to this.
    17 days later
    4 days later

    An observation from my professional life

    Most women with that blue/turquoise hair colour have;

    1. Very poor mental health
    2. An eating disorder
    3. A set of 12 counselling sessions booked to discuss their childhood
    4. Cats
    5. An unhealthy obsession with ‘Stranger Things’
    6. The entire Evanescence back catalogue

      ArchimedesQ

      1. 1001 reasons why their relationships are always disastrous that never include 1-6.

        Yet I’m the one here who never complains about his wife. 🤷‍♂️

        Probably anxious you’d get a nine inch knife in the back of your head, H

        a month later

        Nadja Peulen has been slaying the (died) red hair for years! Just started listening to Coal Chamber again after a few years off \m/

        It just depends how hot these chicks are. Hot chicks can get away with lots.. Cows and pigs obviously not..