Pilton...I mean Glasto' Festival

Smallman1

Haha, Ed and Darren already ironing their gold hotpants.

Would like to go to Coachella but for the fact that its fill of c**ts, the lineups are awful and it looks absolutely horrific

nicksneddon Would you not go to Burning Man over Coachella?

Yeah I would, it looks like a colossal effort though even more so than Glasnost

Almost every single person I know that went to Glastonbury has got the rona - no-one has got it bad at all.

Along_the_Wire I can imagine, glad to hear it’s pretty mild for everyone this time round

My missus has, so that’s fucked Wimbledon a bit.

You must be clear now so surely so thats Win Win (apart from the whining that she cant go herself)

Along_the_Wire My missus has, so that’s fucked Wimbledon a bit.

Happy to step in as your plus one Grant!

I’ll take it!

Not me Jonatton, my disposition is always optimistic!

Dan I’m afraid Ed wins by about half an hour mate, sorry!

Along_the_Wire The rotten shit has men’s final ticket.

Fuck you Ed.

Dan The rotten shit has men’s final ticket.

Yeah Grant you rotter.

Dan does better reacharounds too.

jonattonyeah We’re not the target demographic anymore.

Nail on head. Fetivals are primarily for young people, of which we are no longer.

mono-stereo Nah, not Glastonbury - it’s all gravy - old grippers everywhere and no-one gives a flying fuck. Definitely agree at a lot of others mind.

nicksneddon Correct. I priced it up a few years back and it was mad. Pretty much the whole of the western USA has a ‘Burning Man’ price hike on any hire vehicle that weekend, throw in the flights, hotels either side and it became one expensive party.

Along_the_Wire Yeah it’s the exception to the rule, but even Glastonbury seems to be aimed at da yoof in terms of headliners.

mono-stereo yeah, but there’s so much stuff on elsewhere for the older lot. Still gutted about missing Paul Heaton.