Smallman1 mono-stereo I thought he already had a golden handshake deal with DAZ washing powder? Peter: “I Kant wate to get me trows off! semen’s such eh persistent stain” Cut to picture of woman’s corpse Peter: “And thez blood all over me ammer!” (Sighs) Voiceover “New DAZ ULTRA! Takes care of the toughest stains leaving you to maraud round the M62! Etc etc etc….. “ Lol!
rhouses Along_the_Wire My first thought was MI6 or CIA. Even though this is usually Russian procedure.
Cankles-McJeggings Smallman1 Defo dyeing the Alf is ole Kev. Getting it all wrong. What’s the top tip Edward? Mine for you would be go to B&Q and get a paint stippler and some matte brown undercoat.
zackster Smallman1 i like that you have taken on the hot goss Donald takes role here. Edward: Nice dye job Kevin! What’s a matter? Did your twink boyfriend buy the wrong color on purpose?