Shitty American Food (AKA for the FAO of Zackster)

Mad_Cyril

Or ‘pivoted into a leisure role’

rhouses

Mad_Cyril Naaah. Job hunted through November & December (which was a bit rough on the ego lol), landed a 6-month consultancy with India’s leading version of UberEats. With the mini-me in tow, figured I needed salary, paternity leave, and health insurance for the missus. Worked out. Hopefully they’ll extend the contract to a year.

zackster

rhouses landed a 6-month consultancy with India’s leading version of UberEats.

Lol, a totally legit job that is in no way a favor to the family. “Bro, to not be coming me with some nasty ass Philly Cheesesteaks! They taste like booty!”

Mad_Cyril

rhouses
Good man, hope all goes well

rhouses

zackster lol

Unfortunately these guys don’t give discount coupons to employees. Or free food when you go to office. Looking to change these policies.

rhouses

Mad_Cyril Thanks brother, 5 months in, so far so good. Plus getting paid for three weeks while I spent quality time with junior was brilliant.

zackster

rhouses Say what you will about Portnoy, he’s a man of the people. Looking at you @zackster.

Yes, real man of the people is old Shortnoy… Grade A shithead. But I do wish he would primary Liz Warren in a Mass Senate race as that would be hilarious.

bosstrabs

Rhouses a consultant for UberEats? You couldn’t make it up!

It’s like if me and @Smallman1 were employed as consultants for UberBants.

rhouses

bosstrabs Not UberEats India, India’s version of UberEats/DoorDash etc.

There are only two massive players here, I’m working with one of them.

jonattonyeah

bosstrabs

More like UBERK Eats.

bosstrabs

rhouses So it’s like if Smallman was a consultant for DoorBants? Which would be reasonable, given his doorbell escapades

Smallman1

Been in my rancho relaxo for 3 years now.

Have I once considered getting the door bell fixed?

Have I fuck!

seanc80

Smallman1 If you dont get that roof fixed you’ll get Tuberkulosis

hugopal

bosstrabs Our version is handed out on the last day to the shittest piece of bants composed that month.

So you’ll be getting it for your posts in the Dom Phillips thread.

bosstrabs

Hugo, you literally have two birds kissing while wearing headphones as your avatar.

You are 12 years old and you think you’re on the Ministry of Sound messageboard.

Homegrove

I can picture Dave in the ropes after that one Hugo.

bosstrabs

It’s a sustained, brutal attack from Hugo everytime.

Stop bullying me, Hugo.

jonattonyeah

Dubman That looks well good. How does hold together.

Very well. Not sure how, honestly. Maybe the cornmeal? Deep dish gets a bar rap for being like a casserole but Zachary’s isn’t like that at all.

bosstrabs

jonattonyeah being like a casserole but Zachary’s isn’t like that at all.

Zackster’s cunt is like a casserole.

Dubman

jonattonyeah
Maybe a bit corn flour to thicken it once it’s reduced down. Served chilled with an onion salad.

Smallman1

Hugo?

More like HUGE NO.

OLB’s in the house!

jonattonyeah

bosstrabs

One can only dream, Dave.

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