Shitty American Food (AKA for the FAO of Zackster)

Smallman1

They call them pies lads, not pizzas.

LT42

Smallman1 I thought that was only in Chicago, where they invented Pizza?

seanc80

poached esophagus

rhouses

bosstrabs I’ve watched way too many of Portnoy’s One Bite videos to disagree with that assessment. Would love to do the pizza circuit in NYC, and maybe even Chicago.

bosstrabs

I didn’t like this Detroit style nonsense, it was basically like something you would make yourself in Home Economics class when you were 13.

https://en.tripadvisor.com.hk/Restaurant_Review-g294212-d4079824-Reviews-Pie_Squared_Pizza-Beijing.html

rhouses

bosstrabs Speaking of Detroit pizzas, I watched this video beginning to end and it was worth it.

vinnyt77

rhouses A well made Philly Cheesesteak is a thing of beauty. Maybe don’t go to the ones that use dogfood in place of steak?

rhouses

vinnyt77 In my college days I could see the charm in it. As someone pushing 40 though, it’s mostly an unseasoned heart attack in a sub.

Smallman1

I’ve never had and never will have a Philly Cheesesteak for obvious reasons.

seanc80

There’s no cheese in a Philly Cheesesteak Ed.

Smallman1

Sean trying to get me killed.

Really warms your heart.

Cankles-McJeggings

rhouses

The only good thing to come out of Philly was Tom Hanks’ AIDS.

seanc80

Cankles-McJeggings The only good thing to come out of Philly was Tom Hanks’ AIDS.

And that lovely creamy spread

Smallman1

And Rocky Balboa.

Cankles-McJeggings

Pizza in NY was fucking minging. Swimming in fat covered in cheese with zero flavour. Bread like dough. Designed for fat fucks with diabetes looking to check out early. Or Americans as they are known. But to be fair you’ll find exactly the same around Lychester square in londinium.

Smallman1

Thought you were going to say Rhouses for a second.

Cankles-McJeggings

Smallman1

😂

Smallman1

Zackster will be in here like a wrecking ball when he wakes up!

Cankles-McJeggings

Whens that gonna happen?

bosstrabs

Cankles-McJeggings Whens that gonna happen?

Probably about 11am Eastern Time, as his wakes up in one of his hideous slums scrambling around for some Nugenix, having spent the evening in a rust belt bar with some washed up wrestler.