I’ve been bang into Crunchie Blasts recently (not a euphemism)

Had a Caramel Magnum yesterday on the beach and it was delightful.

To add to the tedium, I had a mint Magnum yesterday sat on the sofa. It was literally mint.

A mint Magnum is an absolute hall of famer!

Now you’re talking tbh. Magnums are class.

But these are the absolute 👑

    Just to go back to Greece again. The ice creams in Greece absolutely shit all over anything the UK or Australia has to offer.

    Have I ever see a Mr Whippy in Corfu?

    Have I fuck.

    Magnum selection is a bit shit out here, but I am partial to the Almond Magnum.

    And the London Dairy Mango or Raspberry Sorbet.

    But otherwise I mostly order the cake fudge Sunday from a local joint called Corner House, two scoops of rum n raisin (usually comes with vanilla but I ask for rnr) with basic chocolate sponge cake on top, covered in hot chocolate fudge and peanuts.

    In England, I used to love the Orange Calippo.

      The snickers ice cream bar is underrated as well. Could slam 5 of those in one sitting.

        Fair point, Grant.

        London Dairy Sorbets also tbf.

        What I like about the Orange Calippo is you got that ridiculously intense burst of concentrated E-numbers and orange flavouring at the very bottom of the cone. I don’t know how it all accumulated there, I suppose probably from the Calippo melting a bit when being transported and the water accumulating on top and refreezing.

          Godiva do a chocolate ice cream here that costs about £8 a cone. All the idiot moneyed nongs* buy them for their burds, while doing other idiot moneyed nong things like wearing identically matching Balenciaga t-shirts and carrying their burds’ handbags for them. However, I did try one and I have to say it was ‘tremenballs’ in Smallman parlance.

          *Nong is Chinese for farmer, so I am simply saying ‘nouveau riche’ here.

          Had a few scoops of Carte D’Or Mint Choc Chip after my Yard Sale Pizza yesterday.

          DOUBLE NAWTY.