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Me - Carte D’Or Mint Choc Chip

Absolutely tremenballs.

Partial to a white Magnum.

You…… can eat…… ice cream? 🫤

If the butter is mixed in, to say cakes, I’m fine.

If it’s on a slice of bread or on a jacket potato, I’m in big trouble.

Ed it sounds like you demand lashings of #weaksauce on your icecream buddy

Why don’t you show us your ice cream t-shirt Smallman, you fucking cunt?

    bosstrabs Why don’t you show us your ice cream t-shirt Smallman, you fucking cunt?

    Lol!

      I’ve been bang into Crunchie Blasts recently (not a euphemism)

      Had a Caramel Magnum yesterday on the beach and it was delightful.

      To add to the tedium, I had a mint Magnum yesterday sat on the sofa. It was literally mint.

      A mint Magnum is an absolute hall of famer!

      Now you’re talking tbh. Magnums are class.

      But these are the absolute 👑

        Just to go back to Greece again. The ice creams in Greece absolutely shit all over anything the UK or Australia has to offer.

        Have I ever see a Mr Whippy in Corfu?

        Have I fuck.

        Magnum selection is a bit shit out here, but I am partial to the Almond Magnum.

        And the London Dairy Mango or Raspberry Sorbet.

        But otherwise I mostly order the cake fudge Sunday from a local joint called Corner House, two scoops of rum n raisin (usually comes with vanilla but I ask for rnr) with basic chocolate sponge cake on top, covered in hot chocolate fudge and peanuts.

        In England, I used to love the Orange Calippo.

          The snickers ice cream bar is underrated as well. Could slam 5 of those in one sitting.

            Fair point, Grant.

            London Dairy Sorbets also tbf.

            What I like about the Orange Calippo is you got that ridiculously intense burst of concentrated E-numbers and orange flavouring at the very bottom of the cone. I don’t know how it all accumulated there, I suppose probably from the Calippo melting a bit when being transported and the water accumulating on top and refreezing.

              Godiva do a chocolate ice cream here that costs about £8 a cone. All the idiot moneyed nongs* buy them for their burds, while doing other idiot moneyed nong things like wearing identically matching Balenciaga t-shirts and carrying their burds’ handbags for them. However, I did try one and I have to say it was ‘tremenballs’ in Smallman parlance.

              *Nong is Chinese for farmer, so I am simply saying ‘nouveau riche’ here.

              Had a few scoops of Carte D’Or Mint Choc Chip after my Yard Sale Pizza yesterday.

              DOUBLE NAWTY.

              rhouses I actually love ice cream, but learned that I don’t need it after cutting out sugar. And yeah, weed almost never gives me the munchies, probably because I usually get high during my 16 hour fasting period, so I mostly don’t even consider eating.

                rhouses
                Is Baskin Robbins still big over you’re way. Used to hammer them after a big session. Until we found a proper Italian gelato parlour in Anjuna

                    Smallman1 I’m disciplined 6 days a week and eat whatever the other day. It’s a balance that works for me, keeps me happy and healthy. I also eat bacon and eggs 7 days a week if that helps lol.

                      Dubman they’re around, the missus loves gold medal ribbon. But there are way too many indie, local places which do ice cream much better.

                        Millsy haha I’m pretty much the lowest of low maintenance, just a little obsessive when I decide to do something.